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The Beautiful Artists of St. Chives
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Acrylic on wood panel
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16.5" diameter
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£1,400
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The colony of painters in this Cornish resort are a right bunch of freaks.
Every hour not working (and they do work) is spent in mutual dinner parties at their various ramshackle abodes, where, after gorging themselves, they generally pair off and head for the bedrooms, there to set to with frothing genitals. The following morning, breathing their garlicky fumes over the bemused and incredibly tolerant natives, they stagger about with their bloodshot eyes and preposterous feet until, by some osmotic process, little work parties agglomerate before setting off for their chosen picturesque sites.